Stinky Ole Boot

This item will be available for sale on April 1st.

It's not actually a stinky ole boot. It's something else. But we're not going to tell you what. Have we ever done you wrong before, though?

Take the leap of faith. Purchase the Stinky Ole Boot. You will be rewarded beyond measure. Well, not beyond measure. But you will be rewarded.

It's like a Gritty, but so much better. What's a Gritty, you say? Well, I'm glad you asked...